All 18 Minecraft McDonald’s Toys Ranked From Worst To Best (Happy Meals & Adult Meals)

To celebrate the launch of The Minecraft Movie, McDonald’s has introduced a special collection of 18 limited-edition Minecraft toys. But this time, it’s not just for kids — adults can get their hands on Minecraft toys too, thanks to themed Happy Meals and exclusive adult-sized meals.

Whether you're in it for the plastic mobs or the limited-edition Nether Flame sauce, collectors are buzzing. From iconic blocks and mobs to hilarious mashups with McDonald’s mascots, here's the definitive ranking of all 18 toys — from the most forgettable to the absolute must-haves.

18. Evoker (Happy Meal)

A terrifying memory for anyone who's wandered into a woodland mansion unprepared. Despite being a faithful replica, this mob evokes trauma, not nostalgia.

"I just wanted some books!"

17. Grass Block & Llama (Happy Meal)

Iconic, but boring. The llama gets bonus points for being adorable, but the block pairing? Yawn.

Also, Wandering Trader drama is real. The llamas never forgive.

16. Skeleton (Happy Meal)

It looks like a budget Iron Golem cosplayer gone wrong. Somehow creepier than in-game. Not in a fun way.

15. Stone Block & Garrett (Happy Meal)

Jason Momoa's Garrett deserves better than being boxed in a dull gray block. The figure doesn’t capture his movie energy at all.

14. Gold Block & Dawn (Happy Meal)

Brighter than Garrett, sure. But again, tiny human in a block isn’t the most exciting design. She's cool, the block is not.

13. Big Mac Crystal (Adult Meal)

"Mined from a sea of special sauce." Sounds cool until you picture it. Even the in-game skin isn’t exciting.

12. Soda Potion (Adult Meal)

It’s a soda bottle. It’s also a Minecraft potion. Slightly weird. Kinda fun. Mostly forgettable.

11. Redstone Block & Creeper (Happy Meal)

Explosively cute, but the block containment kills the vibe a little. Still, redstone + creeper = lore win.

10. Pink Wool Block & Pink Sheep (Happy Meal)

Seeing a pink sheep in-game is a magical moment. This captures a bit of that joy. Adorable, but boxed in.

9. Wolf (Happy Meal)

The goodest boy. Loyal, fierce, and underrated. This toy is a simple but heartfelt nod to Minecraft's best companion.

8. Diamond Block & Steve (Happy Meal)

He’s the face of Minecraft. And while the diamond looks more like lapis, Steve's still iconic.

Jack Black Steve energy: confirmed.

7. Fry Helmet (Adult Meal)

It won’t protect you in-game. It won’t fit your head. But it will make everyone laugh. 10/10 chaotic energy.

6. Creeper (Happy Meal)

No redstone containment here. Just a standalone Creeper in all his green pixelated glory.

5. Pink Sheep (Happy Meal)

Unboxed and even cuter. A rare mob turned into a delightful display piece.

4. Bee (Happy Meal)

Cute, buzzy, and slightly passive-aggressive. If you forget the smoke, you deserve the stings. A perfect figure.

3. Birdie Wings (Adult Meal)

McDonald’s legend Birdie finally gets her elytra wings. A nostalgic powerhouse with airborne style.

2. Grimace Egg (Adult Meal)

A mysterious purple egg infused with McDonald's lore. Grimace in Ender Dragon form? Weird and wonderful.

1. Zombie Hamburglar (Adult Meal)

The perfect crossover. Mischievous, hilarious, and Minecraft-accurate. He steals burgers and hearts. Pure gold.

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